Extremely hasty summarization of Utawarerumono 16-25

Yeah, uh, so like the war with Shikeripetim ended, and Hakuoro rebuilt everything, and Eruruu mentioned something about seeds. Yeah. And Kamyu is thirsty a lot and likes to play with alien looking lights. So then Genjimaru who's an Evinkuruga like, interrupts Hakuoro from the lightshow and introduces him to Kuuya, a bunny girl empress (uh, you shouldn't know that yet?) And Kuuya thinks Hakuoro is cool. But Kuuya worships a different god. And later, Hakuoro finds out that Oboro got drunk and got in a gay sex threesome and needs hangover medicine. Then the herapetta guy brought over this flying rat creature and Touka totally flips out. So Oboro wants to get flying rat's liver but flying rat runs away and Aruruu names him Gachatara. And Yuzuha gets mad cuz Oboro wants to give her Gachatara's liver. Then Kuuya visits Hakuoro again and takes off her mask and then leaves, presumably in a giant robot.

So Karura's little brother kills a bunch of guys in Na Tunk and Karura wants to help him but Hakuoro says no, but she tries to have sex with him but Eruruu catches them and then becomes tight lipped. Then Karura kidnaps Hakuoro and all the girls go for a little trip. Then they totally own the Na Tunk soldiers, even Urutorii gets to fight a little. And then Derihourai (little brother) kills the emperor and makes himself the emperor of a new country named after Karura.

Then Genjimaru's granddaughter gives Hakuoro a message, only to become pimped out to him by Kuuya. Then Kamyu goes vampire on Aruruu but Aruruu says it's OK. Then Kuuya goes to war using these Evangelions and with the help of Hien and Hauenkua kill a lot of dudes everywhere. Then they go to the country where all the winged people are but Urutorii's dad nearly PWNs them until Dii (the winged dude who hung out with Yue) betrayed them. Then Kuuya sends Hauenkua to Hakuoro's place, and then Hauenkua fistPWNs Aruruu with his Evangelion. But Hakuoro turns into Godzilla and goes END OF EVANGELION on Hauenkua and his men and casts Life2 on Aruruu. All while remembering that he used to be a scientist (WTF?) with a bad hairdo.

Hakuoro remembers his real name was Iceman and he used to go steady with a doggirl named Mikoto. Then Genjimaru PWNS two Evangelions and has a little chat with Hakuoro so that they can invade Kuuya's country. Then Urutorii becomes president of the world and they invade Kuuya and fight zombies too. Then Dii teleports Hakuoro, Genjimaru and Eruruu to Kuuya's palace and Hakuoro managest to beat Kuuya using just a sword. Then Hauenkua and Hien bust in and then Hakuoro goes Godzilla mode again and beats the shit out of those two. Just when things were going crazy, Kamyu turns into Mutsumi and knocks down Godzilla Hakuoro. Genjimaru tries to turn Dii into a pincushion but he turns into giblets. Mutsumi blows up Kuuya's country and Kuuya becomes retarded.

So Hakuoro goes on a quest to bring Kamyu back, but runs into Dii and they both prepare for a cataclysmic Godzilla battle.