War! (huh!) Good God y'all, what is it good for? I'll tell you, you moron.
We have become a nation of idiots. Strike that--we have become a planet of idiots.
Think about this--when is the last time you saw or heard of a conservationist who was NOT a pacifist?.... If you're like me, you've never heard of a single one. We live in a generation of people who demand their cake and eat it too. Eco-nuts preach contraception and abortion as a method to stem human population growth and protect the environment. Yet people most likely to practice contraception are the ones least likely to deliberately harm the environment, while African and Asian children desperate to kill any four legged creature for a bite are (quickly) beating out Whitey in the demographics wars. I'm certain one reason liberals hate the Catholic Church is due to their stance on contraception AND their hold on Third World people. But Catholicism alone cannot be the sole answer to Third World population growth, as (many statistical doomsayers say) Muslim babies are being born by the bushel (unintentional alliteration). And Muslims don't have a Pope to tell them contraception is bad.
So liberals have a problem: we have too many people in this planet. Most of these new people are Third Worlders who don't give a shit about the environment or lofty Western ideals. And all that our contraception is doing is erasing our pansy-ass civilization and environmentalist cant from the planet. Their solution? Education. Love. Outreach. All those bullshit things which never drove the Moors out of Tours or crushed the Nazi stranglehold on Europe. As a matter of fact, many of these dolts want to heal these undeserving poor. News flash people: if you want to halt population explosion, you don't support the species you want LESS of.
Which brings me to my original point: War. Anyone who knows a shred of Darwinian biology knows that species must be kept in check lest the entire system of things crashes to a halt. Mankind has reached a point in his existence such that no other creature on earth can threaten its existence. Disease is being systematically thwarted (although resistant bacterial strains jeopardize this) and people in general are enjoying life expectancies considered prodigious 1000 years ago. Furthermore, humans can alter their environment to maximize their survivability (i.e. FARMING). The only thing that can touch mankind is natural disasters, yet in places with great emergency response, casualties can be reduced. Whoops, I seem to have drifted. But war, war... Man is his only threat.
The best way to curb population explosion is to let all the little wars going around on the planet to continue, and to cut off aid to all those African tinpot dictatorships. But no, no! Liberals are ones who are oppressed by phantasmic demons of guilt and racism (more on this later). They don't want over population, but they can't staaaaaaaaaaand the thought of another African baby dying due to what they believe is White sin. And so the struggle never ends.
The next time you see a pacifist who is worried about overpopulation, kick him in the balls. If she doesn't have balls, trick her into believing that Hillary isn't running for office.
Think about this--when is the last time you saw or heard of a conservationist who was NOT a pacifist?.... If you're like me, you've never heard of a single one. We live in a generation of people who demand their cake and eat it too. Eco-nuts preach contraception and abortion as a method to stem human population growth and protect the environment. Yet people most likely to practice contraception are the ones least likely to deliberately harm the environment, while African and Asian children desperate to kill any four legged creature for a bite are (quickly) beating out Whitey in the demographics wars. I'm certain one reason liberals hate the Catholic Church is due to their stance on contraception AND their hold on Third World people. But Catholicism alone cannot be the sole answer to Third World population growth, as (many statistical doomsayers say) Muslim babies are being born by the bushel (unintentional alliteration). And Muslims don't have a Pope to tell them contraception is bad.
So liberals have a problem: we have too many people in this planet. Most of these new people are Third Worlders who don't give a shit about the environment or lofty Western ideals. And all that our contraception is doing is erasing our pansy-ass civilization and environmentalist cant from the planet. Their solution? Education. Love. Outreach. All those bullshit things which never drove the Moors out of Tours or crushed the Nazi stranglehold on Europe. As a matter of fact, many of these dolts want to heal these undeserving poor. News flash people: if you want to halt population explosion, you don't support the species you want LESS of.
Which brings me to my original point: War. Anyone who knows a shred of Darwinian biology knows that species must be kept in check lest the entire system of things crashes to a halt. Mankind has reached a point in his existence such that no other creature on earth can threaten its existence. Disease is being systematically thwarted (although resistant bacterial strains jeopardize this) and people in general are enjoying life expectancies considered prodigious 1000 years ago. Furthermore, humans can alter their environment to maximize their survivability (i.e. FARMING). The only thing that can touch mankind is natural disasters, yet in places with great emergency response, casualties can be reduced. Whoops, I seem to have drifted. But war, war... Man is his only threat.
The best way to curb population explosion is to let all the little wars going around on the planet to continue, and to cut off aid to all those African tinpot dictatorships. But no, no! Liberals are ones who are oppressed by phantasmic demons of guilt and racism (more on this later). They don't want over population, but they can't staaaaaaaaaaand the thought of another African baby dying due to what they believe is White sin. And so the struggle never ends.
The next time you see a pacifist who is worried about overpopulation, kick him in the balls. If she doesn't have balls, trick her into believing that Hillary isn't running for office.
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