The Oboro Aptitude Test

This is for all people who wish to fill in for Oboro once he gets his sorry ass kicked in case he needs to take some time off.

1. Your blind sister Yuzuha is having another one of her many heart failures. What should you do?

• Fill in her prescription at the local drug store
• Steal some medicine from the nearest fat, disgusting lord
• Start preparing for her funeral
• Solicit help from Tusukuru in exchange for sexual favors.

2. Your archers (Dorii and Gura) are sampling fine women's jewelry. Describe the best course of action.

• Buy the jewelry for them.
• Mention something about their exquisite tastes
• Yank the necklace off Gura's neck.
• "What sex are Dorii and Gura again?"

3. To your dismay, you find Yuzuha outside having fun with friends. You should:

• scream "YUUUUUZUUUHAAAAA!" at the top of your lungs
• scream "YUUUUUZUUUHAAAAA!" while chasing her
• start a game of Marco Polo or Blind Tag with Yuzuha being "it"
• lament the fact that Yuzuha has more friends than you

4. Kurou is making fun of you again. You should:

• Tell him that he is Benawi's whore
• Say "Hmph!" and turn your face away in disgust
• Yell "Anija!" until Hakuoro tells you to shut up
• Shove Kurou in the face

5. You do not agree with Hakuoro's plans, even though most of his advisers and Benawi agree with their stragtegic worth. What to do, what to do?

• Yell "Anija!" until Hakuoro listens to you
• Yell "Anija!" until Hakuoro tells you to shut up
• Yell "Anija" while Hakuoro is in the middle of discussing his plans
• Find solace in Dorii and Gura.

6. You are faced up against a hero of legendary proportions and his/her contingent of soldiers. What now?

• Massacre the contingent of soldiers with your dual-wielding prowess
• Try to hurt the hero, even if he/she is of monstrous strength and you are just a gay ninja
• Let Kurou and Benawi deal with it.
• Let Dorii and Gura handle it.

7. Someone other than Kurou insults or harms you. What should you do?

• Attack his fortress until you are dead or captured.
• Threaten to kill the person.
• Complain about it to Hakuoro
• Make fun of his blind, lame sister until you realize that you were stupid enough to insult yourself.