Why Marriage Sucks These Days

From Vox Popoli:

WOMAN: Why are men so afraid of commitment?
MAN #1: Because we're not crazy. Look at how the deck is stacked against us.
WOMAN: Well, that's only because we've been oppressed for 10,000 years. It's payback time.
MAN #1: I never oppressed anyone.
WOMAN: Well, someone did. And who? Men! And you're a man, so obviously you're an immature, controlling would-be rapist at heart, so you'll oppress me and my sisters again unless we make sure the government keeps you chained down. We have to protect ourselves, you know.
MAN #1: Ooookay... gotta go.
WOMAN: Hey, where are you going? Look, I've got a diploma! What's the matter with you? Yeah, well, no one wants you anyway! You just can't handle a smart, sexy, successful woman.
MAN #2: What's going on? I heard some shouting.
WOMAN: Oh, nothing. (deep sigh) Why are men so afraid of commitment?